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I have extra skin in my asshole what is it
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The third entry in that prestigious little group of honorifics asks "DO LOW HANGERS HAVE BIGGER BALLS?" Something that we've all wondered at one time or another, yes?
Ironically, when I started the blog two years ago, my one and only hope for it was that the poor souls who suffer from "extra skin in their assholes" would have a place to come, converse, and learn together. I wanted to be pro "extra skin in asshole". I don't want to hide that affliction anymore.
In one very small way, I feel like I've achieved that dream today. All a man could ever ask is to know that his labor has made the world a better place for his fellow man. I think that's what we do here at "word" - only specifically for people with extra skin in their assholes.
Leading the charge for ground-breaking discussions about "extra skin in assholes" since 2006,
Mr.B
EDITED LATER TO ADD: Interested Readers should check out the comments to this blog entry to find out how the "extra skin in asshole" epic continues. You have to "dig deeper" to get to the bottom of my asshole!
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You win, Bid-O. Uncle.
Ladies and Gents,
please note that my lovely girlfriend, Lisa, read this blog entry and she came away from it with this one understanding...
I apparently have extra skin in my asshole and rather than tell her about it, I broadcast it on my blog for the whole world to read.
Two days before Valentines Day.
I never thought that I would ever have to write this on my blog, but here goes...
I do not have any extra skin in my asshole. I have the regular amount of skin that you would expect to find in a regular asshole. My asshole is a regulation asshole. Perfectly up to standards. My asshole is Jim Dandy.
As a word of explanation, I should say that I was looking at the Sitetracker for my blog, seeing where viewers come from. (Sitetracker gives me little tidbits of information about my blog's viewers. Cities. States. And what link lead you here. But little more than that.)
Two pages in, I saw that a random visitor to my blog was linked here from a GoogleSearch for the words "I have extra skin in my asshole what is it" and when I clicked on the link to see that page, was understandably surprised to see that I was the NUMBER ONE ENTRY for that particular Googlesearch. It linked back to the "Best of" blog entry titled "Ryan knows a lot about assholes". (Which you can read for yourself later.) Apparently, I used the words "asshole", "skin" "extra" and "what is it" enough in the entry to link my blog to that exact Googlesearch.
I was so amazed by this that I posted a blog entry about it.
Which my lovely girlfriend completely misunderstood.
To her credit, though, I should say that she was very sweet in the email that she sent me. Although she couldn't understand why I wouldn't discuss it with her before telegraphing it to the world, she made a point to say that she loves me and accepts me and my irregular asshole. And wished me a Happy Valentines Day.
Hell, I would think it was a brilliant escalation to the joke, if I didn't have a phone call with her tonight, where she spilled the beans about her misunderstanding.
We should all be so lucky to have a girlfriends who forgives us for our epidermally enhanced assholes...
Cheers,
Mr.B
And yet somehow, through all of this, I'm still left thinking of and vividly imagining your asshole.
Two days before Valentine's Day.
Keep that brown eye winking at me, baby.
L
For reals. Uncle.
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